I thought I'd attempt to tickle your funny bone this week so here's a list of some good music related jokes. Most of the musicians or instruments in the jokes are interchangeable, so you can change them to rib whichever bandmate shows up late for practice.
"Whats the difference between a large pizza and a drummer?"
"A large pizza can feed a family of 4"
"What did the banjo player get on his exam?"
"How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"One Five One Five One Five"
"How can you tell if the stage is level?"
"The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth"
- A man walks into a music store and says to the clerk, "I'd like to play that big red saxophone". The clerk replies, "You must be a banjo player". The man says " I sure am, how'd you know?" Clerk scoffs, "Because that's a fire extinguisher."
"Whats black and blue and lying in a ditch?"
"A guitar player that told too many drummer jokes"
"How does a lead guitarist change a light bulb?"
"He holds it and the world revolves around him"
"What is a gentleman?"
"Someone who knows how to play mandolin but doesn't"
"What does a mandolin player use for birth control?"
"How can you tell there's a mandolin player at your front door?"
"They can't find the key, the knocking speeds up, and he doesn't know when to come in"
"Whats the difference between a ukulele and a trampoline?"
"You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline"
"Whats the difference between and ukulele and an onion"
"Nobody cries when you cut up a ukulele"