"Whats the difference between a large pizza and a drummer?"
"A large pizza can feed a family of 4"
"What did the banjo player get on his exam?"
"How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"One Five One Five One Five"
"How can you tell if the stage is level?"
"The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth"
- A man walks into a music store and says to the clerk, "I'd like to play that big red saxophone". The clerk replies, "You must be a banjo player". The man says " I sure am, how'd you know?" Clerk scoffs, "Because that's a fire extinguisher."
"Whats black and blue and lying in a ditch?"
"A guitar player that told too many drummer jokes"
"How does a lead guitarist change a light bulb?"
"He holds it and the world revolves around him"
"What is a gentleman?"
"Someone who knows how to play mandolin but doesn't"
"What does a mandolin player use for birth control?"
"How can you tell there's a mandolin player at your front door?"
"They can't find the key, the knocking speeds up, and he doesn't know when to come in"
"Whats the difference between a ukulele and a trampoline?"
"You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline"
"Whats the difference between and ukulele and an onion"
"Nobody cries when you cut up a ukulele"
Kevin is a veteran Sylvan Music employee, with a profound love of usually four stringed instruments like bass and ukulele. He's also an accomplished jaw harpist. You can find him playing shows around town in his folk/rock band Sun Maiden, or his metal band Rat King. If he's not at work he's probably covered in grease working on one of his motorcycles.